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Previously available only as a 7", the debut from Chicago's least favorite one-man-band-dining-establishment is now in digital form, with ten extra bonus tracks.

4. We Gotta Get Out Of This Sandwich Shop/Run Thru The Mountains
5. Amanda (demo)
6. Iffy Don't Make It (Earthquake demo)
7. Doo Rag (demo)
8. Maybe (demo)
9. Elbo (demo)
10. Midnight In Moscow (demo)
11. Bayou (outdoor demo)
12. Hot Date (outdoor demo)
13. Hatchet (demo)

Plus assorted garbage to clutter up your hard drive!
• The karoake video for "Hatchet" directed by Mick Napier
• Obnoxious one-man-band live videos
• Behind the scenes photos from the "Hatchet" video shoot
• Early publicity still
• Tour posters designed by Scott Williams & Thea Lux
• Press write-ups, including the infamous AV Club "Best Worst Band Name"
• Live photo, cat photo, & studio doodles


released April 15, 2005

Tracks 1-3 recorded by Greg Norman at SGSII, Chicago December 2004.

Tony Mendoza - Farfisa, Drums, Keyboards, Vocals

Bonus tracks include:
Thea Lux - Guitar, Vocals
Joanna Buese - Vocals

Cover painting by Thea Lux
Design by Scott Williams



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Track Name: Hatchet
When I break in through your bedroom door
With my hatchet
You'll be curled up hiding on the floor
I got my hatchet
I'll be yelling
I might be sore
With my hatchet
All I know is you can't be no more
With my hatchet

With my hatchet
I feel a king
My hatchet makes me wanna sing
A song for
Crazy Jesus

Chop chop
There go your feet
With my hatchet
I can grab a smoke
And grab a seat
With my hatchet
If you can't walk
Then you can't cheat
I got my hatchet
And now the deed's almost complete
With my hatchet

With my hatchet
I'm in the right
My hatchet moves me
to recite
A poem for
Crazy Jesus

When I break out of this little cell
With my hatchet
I'll hitchhike to a wishing well
I got my hatchet
I'm wishing hard and
I fell
With my hatchet
To meet again in Hell
Is swell
With my hatchet

Chop chop
Chop chop chop chop
Track Name: Misery Tomb



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